Why the fuck is it with football and the goddamn numbers being more interesting than actually watching the game?
The whole game of football is pretty much start-stop-start-stop for over three goddamn houuuurs.
you get like 5 seconds of shit happening and the rest of the time you're looking at the team wandering around into positions and the overweight balding coaches staring blankly from the sidelines with those stupid dorky ass headsets on.
Why the fuck do people like this watching this? Every once in a blue moon I try to give it an honest shot, but I'm always finding myself zoning out or on my phone.
When I was a kid, I hated it when the adults changed the channel from cartoons to this dull slog of a sport, but now that I'm older, a little more mature, and understand the rules to a better extent.... Nothing has fucking changed. Turn the cartoons back on.
You know what I do like tho? BATTLEBOTS.
It's remote controlled little robots with buzzsaws, flamethrowers, and lawnmower blades beating the shit out of eachother and it's addictive to watch the fights on youtube.
I guess it helps that the fights are only around the ballpark of three minutes long with no complex rules and numbers to slow this frenetic display down.
So in conclusion, it's better to watch cartoons and robots beating the shit out of each other than it is to watch football.
But of course, this truth is obvious.