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You're on the DA front page, browsing as much as you can. You try to soak in all the different varieties of great art from photography to paintings, the colors and skills that many of the different artists are pleasing and impressive for the most part.

That's when you run into it.

A black monolithic square box that almost takes up all your monitor space when you look at it. It's huge, unappealing, artistic only to a hardcore Andy Warhol, and it has a message it want to share with you. A "cry" for help that screams like a teenager who watches too much angsty anime and listens to too much Linkin Park and Evanescence. You wonder who the hell made this ugly travesty and how it got to the TOP of the most popular in the last eight hours category.  

You click to the artist's gallery: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, And all of them have immense amounts of views and likes. Comments are not allowed on any of them. Those who speak their mind and dislike this account are blocked.

This atrocity is known as Deviantart'secrets :icondeviantartsecret:

This is really something that should be posted on Tumblr, not an ART site. They might say that "anything" can be art (a cop out argument made by the "smypathetic"  defenders of this site.) but These MEMES made in Paint and Wordprocessor under five minutes are getting more attention than an artist who sweats and bleeds over his art for hours on end.

So at the very least these guys can say something significant, right? Some uplifting advice? An embarrassing story that would actually constitute as an actual secret?
Nah, here's what you get!

"nobuddy undderstands me!!1!!"    "I iz SOOO suicidall." "my faimelly hatez me!!" So on and so forth.... So what DO you do with something that only spews negativity into what people could already call a very negative minded art community?

MAKE THE BEST OF IT. :iconyeahplz:

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls I present to you the; DEVIANTARTSECRET's DRINKING GAME!! Here are the rules:

1. Whenever a secret's primary color is black. Take a sip!

2. whenever someone uses Comic sans. Take two sips!

3. If it's about love: shot!

4: If it's about growing up? Shot!

5. If they are "suicidal"? TWO SHOTS.

6. Gay lesbian bi or tranny? :iconrainbowfaceplz: :iconsaysplz: SHOT!!

7. there secrets are terrible and no one could possibly understand their pain? shot!

8. Are comments allowed? Two shots!

9. Friend or friends suck?  SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!

10. Do they cut themselves? THREE SHOTS!! :iconallthethingsplz:

11. Everytime the english language is butchered, Half a shot!
You'll be getting your stomachs pumped after the first page garanteed!! :iconthumbsupplz:
  • Listening to: HEAVY F**KIN\\\' METAL.
  • Reading: Lord of the rings and more comics
  • Watching: You while you fap... ewey.
  • Playing: With your mind
  • Eating: Meat... Vegetarians be DAMNED.
  • Drinking: Coffee... Mother of God all this coffee...
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:icondimentio-the-jester:
Dimentio-the-Jester Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
((B-but...I'm underage... :())
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Do it anyways!

No, I'm kidding, don't. You'll be dead by the third page. 
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:icondimentio-the-jester:
Dimentio-the-Jester Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
((Instead of taking shots, I decided to make tally marks to substitute the alcohol.  I gave up when the tallies added up to 31.  AND THIS ONLY COVERED A SINGLE PAGE. :stare:))
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahhahaha :D
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:iconartificialcabbage:
ArtificialCabbage Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
for number 6
What's wrong with not being straight? o3o
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
nothing.
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:iconartificialcabbage:
ArtificialCabbage Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
okay
just curious why it needs to be part of the drinking game. Is it because of the scene kids that use sexualities as labels? XD
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Because the topic is something that comes up a lot in the account.   
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:iconartificialcabbage:
ArtificialCabbage Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
Oh, I noticed that XD 
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yeh.
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:iconrunawaymintyg3:
runawaymintyg3 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you for this :lol:
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:iconkyoky-san:
Kyoky-San Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you.
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:icontoasterover:
toasterover Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist
This game could kill a person you monster.
And brofist on the it should be on tumblr comment. And major headbutt on underappreciated art.
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:iconmolly0201:
molly0201 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're officially on my list of gods. :XD:
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:iconlambda-haotare:
Lambda-Haotare Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Welp, time to take up underaged drinking.
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:iconwaffleduh:
WaffleDUH Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
I hate DAS.

I also love Linkin park, Evanescence and Anime.

But you're forgiven for the drinking game idea :iconluvluvplz:
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:iconthetragicnightmare:
TheTragicNightmare Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not about offending people who like those things, it's calling out on angsts. (people who think they're emo, goth, punk, etc or just rebels and misunderstood along with all that stereotyping just because they have a hard life or something bad *Usually extremely common* happened to them.)
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:iconwaffleduh:
WaffleDUH Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Ohhhh xD
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:iconpanzerflight:
PanzerFlight Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
I love you.
So hard.

:iconiepiccameplz:
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
:iconbrohugplz:
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:iconpanzerflight:
PanzerFlight Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Ohbby!
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
YAH.

IT'S.

REELZ.
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:iconfunnelvortex:
FunnelVortex Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Seriously dude. Make an Anti DAS group.
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
No. There already IS one. [link]

It's not MY job.
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner May 31, 2013   General Artist
I think you should submit this to that account. Maybe if this gets enough attention, the admins will change the front page algorithm so this crap can't make the front page anymore - or at least make it so it needs a thousand favorites to get there. Probably not, but it's worth a try.
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You can't submit journals but I sent him a link to this one.
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:iconillier:
illier Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've visited the account before. And you're right, most are stupid like that. But there are the rare (and I say RARE) ones that actually do make sense.

I'd have never taken a single drink. Ya know why? Because I could've darn well figured that that account had about 99% of secrets be crap or copies of crap.
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:iconotakuishi:
otakuishi Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
Haha, I know what you mean Rabbit!
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:iconrylaktyrnda:
RylakTyrnda Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That thing has been going on unbelievably long. If the secrets that were posted were actually different from eachother, it might be interesting. Alternatively, people with actually cool things to put there could get them to post our secrets. I'm not gonna do it, but I guarantee my secrets would be a lot more... fun.
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:iconmanjiluo:
ManjiLuo Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
o-o i'm pretty certain i'd have done at least 5 shots from looking at the recent submissions only...


DAS LIGHT-WEIGHT MODE:
Same rules as stated in this journal, but just for the "secrets" posted on the front page of the account!
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:iconscoots-buragi:
Scoots-Buragi Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What the hell is that?
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner May 29, 2013   General Artist
What about the misspellings? Make sure to take a shot each time these whiny brats butcher the English Language. On second thought, we better make that half a shot. We don't want anyone to die of alcohol poisoning.
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:iconvictoriatheunicorn:
VictoriatheUnicorn Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Agreed, I hate the most common ones like "your" instead of "you're" or "ment" or "do'nt" dear god, they couldn't take a FEW seconds off their time on something that took them less than 1 minute? SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRAPPY TEEN HORMONE FEST BEFORE SUICIDE HAPPENS.... AND NOT JUST THEIRS.
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'll just edit that in now....
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:iconatlasartifex:
AtlasArtifex Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
agreed. its so annoying.
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:iconoemilythepenguino:
OEmilyThePenguinO Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
bwa ha XD I'm with ya, man! Good thing I don't drink.... I'd die before leaving front page of alcohol poisoning XD
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:icondead-kittens3:
dead-kittens3 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
id play this game, but i dont want to get alcohol poisoning before i get to the second page :(
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:iconxxchiharudawnxx:
xXChiharuDawnXx Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
An Anti DAS group is a good idea.
Other than all the shots I'll be drunk by all the clutter that I've seen. O.o
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:iconfunnelvortex:
FunnelVortex Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'd make that group, but I am at my limit.
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:iconxxchiharudawnxx:
xXChiharuDawnXx Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Awww, that sucks.
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:iconvictoriatheunicorn:
VictoriatheUnicorn Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Maybe we should post parody secrets and anti DAS stamps in that group.
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:iconfunnelvortex:
FunnelVortex Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Here is a good parody for that group. [link]
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:iconxxchiharudawnxx:
xXChiharuDawnXx Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Yeah, LOL.
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:iconfunnelvortex:
FunnelVortex Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Someone needs to make an Anti DAS group.
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:iconashura129:
ashura129 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
can i see what your talking about man.I'm curious
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
[link] here you go.
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:iconashura129:
ashura129 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
wow what big babies
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:iconrabbitmaskedman:
rabbitmaskedman Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
SEE?! YA SEE?!
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:iconashura129:
ashura129 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013
eyup. I mean this guy taking advantage of how crappy their life is or just making it up so they can look "deep" and "so helpless" For all we know this person could be a little coo coo for coco puffs
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